Malema at his best

[MonsterKFX]

Boss: Where were you born?
Malema: South Africa ..
Boss: which part?
Malema: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in South Africa .




Malema and his friend were fixing a bomb in a car.
Friend: What would you do if the bomb
explodes while fixing.
Malema: Don't worry, I have one more.

Malema: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Malema: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know
start with petrol.

Malema joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the
computer. Boss was happy and asked what Malema did till evening.
Malema: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue I've broken.
Malema: Thank God! I thought it was a new one.


At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my
hand, oh!
Malema: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his
head. Is he crying?

Malema: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Malema: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'KAYA
FM Radio ! '

NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE:
In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Malema: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Interviewer shouts: Stop it.
Malema: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup.....

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Malema: An old king's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Malema: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child .

[Dre'man]

No substitute for stupid. Since the elevctions he has been rather quiet. I am sure the ANC put him back in the cupboard until the next time they have to keep opposition busy.

[Dokken Fronk]

Malema's favourite car is an X5
It is easy to spell

[HVDM]

Interviewer: Mr Malema, would you ever commit suicide?
Malema. No never. I would kill myself before I commit suicide